so a handsome man was sitting on my lap, licking my chest and neck as i rubbed his body. we were both enjoying the office romance. we had just become friends the day before and all of this was going down in my office. he started to get rough with me so i called in a friend for relationship advise...then out of no where he bit the living @#Dlienk*& out of my hand.
blood everywhere, crime scene from the movies.
i am now unable to use my left hand and my lover Bingo the cat is slightly worse off.
no worries, i will still be able to have holiday fun with 1.5 hands.
wonder what my life would look like if i had become an accountant (hum)
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you should have had a safe word...
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